SOUR

For you out there with the nostalgic palate, our sour and candy-inspired series will be a fun detour from the everyday.

ELEVATED

For those looking for something more elevated. Unique inspirations, genuine fruits, wistful flavors.

what people will say about brain wash

Testimonials

“Before I found Brain Wash, my life was a mess. I couldn’t hold down a job. My girlfriend was constantly disappointed in my subpar sense of humor. My disc golf game was in the dumps. My dog wouldn’t even look me in the eye. But then everything changed. Brain Wash gave me the confidence, class and poise to be the man I really am. Thanks, Brain Wash!”
- Craig Dixon

“If there’s anyone that knows about innovation it’s me, Elon Musk. I make cars that run on pure unbridled ego. I make rockets that are so fast they travel backwards in time. I own Mars and can blow it up anytime I want. But none of that means anything in comparison to Brain Wash. Brain Wash is bigger than artificial intelligence.”
- Elon Musk

“A lush debut. A fresh, evocative exploration of the themes that define our current era. Compelling, original, and lyrical in its scope and appeal. A tour de force. Technically, Brain Wash isn’t a book at all. It’s a beverage. But it’s still our vote for the best book of the year.”
- New York Times Book Review

Gallup Poll: Groundbreaking study shows that 99% of 14% of Cerebral customers loved Brain Wash 100% of the time. Cerebral Brewing declares results “conclusive”. When reached for comment, lead pollster deemed results, “embarrassingly hasty.”

YOU WILL TELL US ABOUT YOUR DREAM FLAVOR…

*You will receive nothing if we select your dream flavor for production. No money. No fame. All your base are belong to us.

SOUR

SOUR WATERMELON

sour cherry

Sour Grape

ELEVATED

RAINBOW SHERBET

pineapple orgeat

LEMON, GINGER & OAK

what people will say about brain wash

- Craig Dixon

- Elon Musk

“A lush debut. A fresh, evocative exploration of the themes that define our current era. Compelling, original, and lyrical in its scope and appeal. A tour de force. Technically, Brain Wash isn’t a book at all. It’s a beverage. But it’s still our vote for the best book of the year.”

- New York Times Book Review

Gallup Poll: Groundbreaking study shows that 99% of 14% of Cerebral customers loved Brain Wash 100% of the time. Cerebral Brewing declares results “conclusive”. When reached for comment, lead pollster deemed results, “embarrassingly hasty.”

YOU WILL TELL US ABOUT YOUR DREAM FLAVOR…